Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
