Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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