I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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