: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Even my vagina gasped.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You can't just leave with hair like that
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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