No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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