you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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