i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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