So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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