Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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