yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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