you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Boobs are out for the taking
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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