i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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