Porn is love you can see.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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