I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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