"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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