No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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