You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Pants are for mortals
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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