I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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