As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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