I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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