what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Your cock deserves a montage
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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