And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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