she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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