Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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