I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
