i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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