The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
and she was petting her beer can
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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