Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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