i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Vodka?
Forever.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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