Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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