It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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