if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
