so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Randomize
