Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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