Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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