If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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