You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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