Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
