I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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