I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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