If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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