Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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