hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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