Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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