he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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