think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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