Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
