Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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