Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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