I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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